Imagine the home of Satan, but like if Satan had some type of dope superpower, like a Super- Satan, you know? Where he just has all kinds of wacked up heroes locked up in his crib. Sure…... rent-free, but pain-ful. It’s no surprise that Satan's home would be a looney bin. No pun intended but... this shit? It's hell if hell is an underground dungeon bound by black titanium and carpeted by checkered tile rusting at the seams. As I am shoved by two “men in black” looking guys, both tall as hell, fat as can be, and balder than a Chinese crested dog, I stumble into deafening silence. As the Proto-Adamantium doors shut behind me, I can hear the screams, the shivers, and the pain coming down each of the eight hallways that were conjoined where I was standing. Then all of the sudden, I turned my head to the left to see a urine-soaked straightjacket, some cream-colored cloth pants with shit stains on the ass, and a pair of red socks that looked like they had just been through ...